What the Holy God is this place? This is an enormous, no longer expanding ball of geeky fandom of the very worst kind. We catalogued possibly funny video game quotes. If you're familiar with video gaming at all, you should know that most console video games come from the nation of Japan. Japan is a nation famous for its creative mangling of the english language, so it comes as no surprise that a lot of games from the nation that revolutionized broken english are translated... Oddly, to say the least. Some people say 'badly', but there is a certain warm, fuzzy feeling a longtime game player gets when he looks at something like "GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE YOU NERD" or "YOU SPOONY BARD!" that one must ask "Would we even remember these games today if their translations weren't so mangled?" We've also dealt in funny dialogue that isn't mistranslated, but there's not a lot to say about that.
So, anyways, we spent hours, days, months of our lives cataloguing these quotes for you, and injecting our own brand of intrusive, unnecessary humor into the situation. And you'll like it, goddammit, because we tell you to like it. Please?
What are the guidelines for submitting stuff to you guys? This site will never be updated again on my watch.
You dumbasses have a bad link! Send all broken link reports to You forgot a quote! Oh my God your page is just worthless without [quote]! I DON'T CARE.
Tsk, tsk. Your video game tastes are terribly uncultured and you are so immature. Think about the word "game" for a second. Now, meditate on why video games weren't called "Video Chores" or "Video Urgent Matters of International Importance". Games are games, and what we think of them won't change anything in the world. We're not saying that you're a worthless human being because you play Dragon Warrior, we're saying that Dragon Warrior is a kludgy, dull, repetitive game. It's a comment on the game, not on you, so save yourself a lot of undue stress and shut the shit up.
OH MY GOD THE LANGUAGE IN MY EARS AND FACE HURGLEBLGBLBLG Deal with it, shitpisser.
What the hell is with the Legomen everywhere? They're not Legomen, despite the rather startling, almost plagiaristic resemblance. So don't call them Legomen, they're Kobun. Servbots if you're nasty. They come from the Megaman Legends/Rockman Dash/Tron Ni Kobun/Misadventures of Tron Bonne series, the game series loved by everyone whose heart is not a BLACKENED LUMP OF COAL. Anyways, they're 40 little sentient robots who work for the Bonne family of air pirates, and they always end up getting blown up, shot up or crushed; however they are pretty much invincible, but very sensitive.
Their creator is one Ms. Tron Bonne, who you may have heard me obsess over before (Fanboy at heart that I am). She loves them like her children, but apparently believes in all that "Spare the rod, spoil the child etc" nonsense and has them run through a TORTURE COURSE if they misbehave. I love that woman.
And regarding me giving you Tron Bonne Hentai: NO.
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!
I hate you. Please rephrase that as a question.
Why do I hate you? Because I'm a small minded jerk with limited intelligence who makes fun of other cultures out of a total lack of understanding. I ALSO SUK GAY DICKS ASSHOLE FAGET!!!!
This section is around to basically increase your chances of getting your quotes put up, getting your response replied to, or not having us bust through your door and beating your head in with a whiffle bat. Comprende, amigo? This is super muchacho information.
